By Nurgle
Fast foward, I return back to Singapore. Called Ace up and arrange to meet him. He told me that he is going to party at a KTV with his friends and told me to join him. I’m not really into KTV, but for Ace, I went along. But told him I won’t stay long.
Night falls. 10PM. I went up to the KTV at Parklane (I believe some brothers and sisters will know). I didn’t like the place (No offence to any brothers and sisters here). I met Ace and his friends.
Ace: Nurgle! Welcome back!
Nurgle: Hey buddy. Happy birthday! Got you 2 gifts. 1…fresh box of…
Ace: CIGARS! I love you deep deep!
Me: 2…this…open up when you are home. Please…don’t do it here. Safe yourself the embrassment.
Ace: Fuck la! Something funny confirm! Come come! Lets drink and sing!
Me: Erm. I will pass if you don’t mind. You know I don’t fancy this place.
Ace: WHY!?! I thought you like it here cause you and Rose….oh….
Me: Yes bro. That’s why.
Ace: I understand. But I already got a room here and some girls to come.
Me: I’m fine. I just want to pass you those items. We can meet again another time.
Ace: Ok! Back in office! Eh! You know ah….Pris not doing very well.
That got my attention.
Me: What happen?
Ace: You got 10mins? We go light one of this baby up and I talk to you.
With that, we left the KTV for awhile and went to the ground floor to talked.
Ace: She cannot hit qouta this 2 months after leaving to sales team. Then she sad and depress. Fear that she will cause the team to lose faith in her.
Me: And you know all this because…..
Ace: Wah lao! I’m the IT guy! I go every department I know everything! The walls got ears!
Me: And you heard that from….
Ace: Kelvin (sales manager) talked to Pris about it and I saw her facial expression. Can tell one.
Me: I see. Kelvin haven’t approach me and told me anything about it.
Ace: You know Kelvin afraid of you. See you like a enemy in the company. You think he will tell you?
Me: Good point. Let me see how I to talk to Pris. Can’t let her know about “the walls having ears”.
Ace: Yeah. You do that.
Me: I best be off. You enjoy yourself. And don’t drink and drive!
Ace: More like caps on and bang all the girls!
We laughed and we parted ways. Pris…what happen to you…
It was Christmas. I decided to give Pris a call.
Me: Hi Pris. Any plans today for Christmas?
Pris: Nurgle! I’m actually meeting a friend for lunch. Do you want to join us? I can introduce her to you? Maybe you will fall for her? Haha!
Me: Erm. That’s fine. I was thinking of meeting you to pass you a little gift I got from Australia.
Pris: Awww! You shouldn’t have! Look, I would like to invite you to join me and my friend. Please come and meet us at Tampines! We are going to Swensen’s! Please come! For me!?
Me: Ok. Fine. Let me pick you up at your place.
Pris: That’s alright. I’m actually with my friend now. Just come to Tampines and meet us.
Me: I will call you when I reached.
With that, I got dressed, prepared the gift and left the house. Got to Tampines Swensen’s and saw Pris waving at me with a friend back facing me.
Me: Hi Pris. Merry Christmas.
Pris: Hey Nurgle! Merry Christmas to you! Oh and this is my friend…
Me: Sue! What brings you here!?
I swear the world we leave in is so small. Honestly, I was surprise to know that Sue and Pris are friends when Pris was an intern in Sue’s company. Pris was surprise to learn that I met Sue in Melbourne and to learn of what happen.
Sue: Pris…nurgle is your boss?
Pris: Was my boss. Now I move to another department.
Sue: Ah…but the department head doesn’t like…
Pris: Ssssh! *Staring at Sue*
Sue: Oh! I’m sorry.
Me: Doesn’t like what?
Pris: Kelvin…he erm…doesn’t like…
Me: He doesn’t like me right? Nothing new. Its old news. Lets put that aside. Lets put all negative things aside for today. Its Christmas. Lets eat. And lunch is on me. So ladies…please choose your order.
We had a feast. I over ordered on the side dishes. Pris slapped my arm so hard. After the meal, I offer to send Sue back but she stayed near to Tampines so she decided to walk.
Sue: Thanks for lunch Nurgle. And thank you Pris for the support that I needed. You are right though. That is one big fish worth catching. Remember to feed the fish well and change its water frequently.
Pris: I sure will.
Me: Fish? What fish?
Pris & Sue: Nothing! *They both giggle*
We bid farewell to Sue and I sent Pris home.
Pris: Thanks for lunch and the present. Can I open it now?
Me: I believe in tradition. Please open it tomorrow on boxing day.
Pris: Not fair! *She pouted and fold her arms*
Me: Now now, be good or else Santa will give you a lump of coal instead.
Pris: Oh? And is Santa lump of coal all white, warm and sticky to the touch?
I also hit the e-brake. Look at her with wide eyes.
Pris: Hahaha! Caught you! You naughty pervy santa!
Me: That wasn’t nice.
Pris: Oh I’m sorry. I just have to pull your leg. I bet you actually let out your coal with Sue in Melbourne eh?!
Me: No….I just met her there at the cafe and do what we said at Swensen’s.
Pris: Oh ho ho? No hanky panky?
Me: Not one.
Pris: And why so? Sue looks wonderful and sexy! Any guys would want to bang her!
I started feeling a little annoyed and upset at her comments.
Me: I am not so low as to think of Sue as a sex object even though she looks pretty. Moreover, she needed someone for support rather than sex right?
Pris: You don’t know how horny Sue can be actually. You should have taken your chance with her!
Me: I will not…*Starting to angry*
Pris: Why not? She got bigger breast than me. She is taller. She is sexier. She is…
Me: She is not you! You were on my mind all along!
I snapped. I stopped the car. I felt aweful.
Me: Look Pris. I’m sorry…I…
Pris: Please drive. To your house.
The drive back was quiet. It was aweful. Fuck…