By ilikeoldchangke
Who exactly is Mrs Poon you say ?
She is the nastiest woman you can ever imagine.
None of the guys enjoyed working with her but its not like the team has much of a choice.
Mrs Poon is not only a regular, she is also our landlord. Soh got the industrial space on the cheap because of Mrs Poon.
Instead of Mrs Poon, the guys call her poo behind her back.
Yeah, as in poo for shit.
That’s how much they hated her.
During the uneventful ride back to the airport, I was filled in by my friends all manner of horror that they needed to endure with Poon.
It’s beginning to sound like a modern day fairy tale of Cinderella and her stepmother.
First up, she’s got to be in her early 50s.
Poon is short, pudgy and stout like a teapot.
The manner in which she likes to hold her handbag and rest her hand of her waist made her look just like one.
She’s rude, looks down on people and just because she is loaded, she gets to do whatever things she wants.
Poon is like a witch, the same one that your mother tells you would lure you to some house made of candy before she eats you.
She’s ugly, has a bit of a body odour which she tries to mask with a lot of perfume and she has a blatant disregard for personal hygiene.
She can get touchy at times, and Poon will not hesitate to touch you in a uncomfortable manner.
That coming from a guy has to mean something.
Now, these things tend to be a little exaggerated, especially coming from close friends so I took them with a pinch of salt but still, it already left a very deep impression in me. Just looking at how disturbed Soh was from the phone call, I knew it had to be something serious.
That Poon is a force to be reckon with.
The trip back to the airport was uneventful.
RIona kept up with the team’s banter and Mohan was eagerly asking her when would she be needing our services again.
Mohan : Or…. If you are free this weekend…..hahah…
RIona laughed as she waved us off at the lobby of her apartment.
Riona : Bye guys…. I enjoyed myself…. It’s been fun…. Hahaha
Soh shook her hand and he spoke with her in private for a minute before wrapping up our contract with RIona.
Riona : Thanks Soh….. look forward to working with you guys again soon..
The lot of us went back to our office for a bit of freshening up. It was already 7pm and Soh ordered dinner in.
Soh : sorry for keeping you guys back…. But we need to get some of the planning done before next job….
As we ate, Soh printed out some emails, made a few calls and one of them to Poon to clarify some of the requirements.
With a heavy heart, Soh told the team that we have a 3 day 2 night contract with Poon and her daughter Paige.
Soh : Poon….. ok… ermm…. Jim… you’ve never met her before ,…. So please… be extra careful around her….. be alert… she’s queer…. Ok…. a little…. Eccentric.
Jim : Ok… I’ve heard that she’s quite scary….
It’s not hard to see Soh deliberately ignored my comment.
Soh : Now… this is the first time the entire team…. Is going over to Poon’s place….
Immediately protest sounded out from the floor.
Tommy : Why go her place ?? last time we drew lots…. !!
Derrick : WHAT !!! HER PLACE!!! AGAIN!!!
Mohan : Soh…. Can we don’t do this job ??
Everyone was groaning and Soh slammed his palm on the whiteboard several times.
Soh : We have to do this… sorry…. Not a choice….
Rizwan : ….. I was sexually harassed by Poon the last time round….
I raised an eyebrow at the comment in surprise and was even more taken back when I realised no one laughed.
It was not a joke.
Soh : You suck it up and move on…. Part of the job….. she touch only right…. Did she rape you ??
Rizwan : Soh… this is workplace harassment…..you need to protect your employee…..
Soh threw a pen at Rizwan and told the team that we were needed there for a birthday party.
Soh : It is Paige’s 21st birthday party. ….. there will be guest…. Drinks…. The whole nine yards and a few of Paige’s friends will be staying over as well…..
Soh told the team that we will be split up into groups.
Soh : Poon will have a couple of her friends over as well, so we have 3 teams…. One will stay with Poon….. the other with her daughter Paige….the last time will be on guard duty….
Eric filled me in and gave me a quick summary of Paige
Eric : Paige, like her mother Poon is a bitch….. a total bitch…. Pretty yes…. But fuck…. You see the attitude…. It will make your cock shrink…. She’s a sadist….
To sum it up, Paige is the hot chick you would want to bed when you see her along the street but her character would make you think twice. She’s not the easy type according to Eric, a little haughty and guys are expected to put in effort.
For Paige though, Eric said she was definitely not worth the effort.
I thought a nasty pair of mother and daughter is all we need to deal with but that’s not all.
It turns out that Paige is Poon’s daughter from her 1st marriage, there is someone else in the picture. Peggy.
Peggy is the Cinderella in this sad disturbing tale.
A daughter from Poon’s 2nd marriage.
Peggy’s biological father, who is no longer around, is also part of the reason why Poon is so rich today.
Now, Peggy is never publicly acknowledged and if not for Soh who revealed to the team previously, no one would ever guess a plain sweet looking girl in the house is related to the family.
Eric told me Peggy was not allowed to leave the house, and if rumours by the house staff were true, she has been in the house ever since she completed her ‘o’ levels. Even in the presence of other visitors, in this case Soh and the team, Poon would openly abuse and pick on Peggy.
Eric : Soh told us privately to do what we can to stop Poon and Paige from picking on Peggy during our job…. Very poor thing that girl… Poon made her bring us drinks, take our shoes and socks for us…..
Eric shook his head, revealing a brief moment of anger.
Eric : Fuck la… I eat so big…. No one fucking brings my socks and shoes to me…. But,,,but that Poon….
Eric told me that Poon made Peggy bring all of the men’s shoes and socks to them before they left the house the last time round.
Eric : We wanted to refuse but…. The whole situation was so awkward…. Fuck… we were made to sit on the sofa…. And that poor girl….. bring our shoes in…. kneel down… put in front of us….then repeat…. KNN I tell you,… Rizwan almost wanted to punch Poon…
No one knows why Poon is treating Peggy in such manner but Soh did mention something about the inheritance.
Peggy just turned 18 recently, and he believed that she has to suck it up and stick to the household until she turns 21.
Eric : She’s thin and petite….quite a sweet girl…. Made coffee for us when we had to work overnight…. She hardly gets to rest… they keep picking on her….every fuck thing Poon can think off… she will make Peggy do..
Rizwan heard us talking and he came over.
Rizwan : Jim I tell you…. That fucking Poon… she will humiliate Peggy in front of everyone…. And I won’t be surprise if she does it in front of you…. Or make you do it…
Jim : huh ? what you mean ??
Rizwan told me that Poon actually slapped Peggy in front of him during the last contract at her place.
Rizwan : Not only that… she lifted up her shirt…. Just like that you know… tugging and pulling… exposing her bra….
Jim : What ??
Rizwan : poor girl… can only cry….
Jim : Shouldn’t she do something…. Slap Poon back la….
Rizwan : That’s the frustrating thing…. I asked her before if she’s ok…. Peggy just smiled and pretend nothing happened….. like as if she has to accept this….
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